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Through the years the Benz has complemented the prestige and aristocratic lifesyles of the rich and famous…

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Today, we have the 2006 Mercedes-Benz SLR Mclaren….

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Equipped with a hand-made 5.5 liter supercharged V8 engine that produces 575 lb-ft of torque at 5,000 rpm and 617 horsepower at 6,500 rpm.

Capable of  0 to 60 mph in 3.8 seconds, going up to its maximum speed of 208 mph…

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And because it’s a Benz, it’s bears the traditional trademark of strength and elegance…

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Better than the best, greater than greatest…

The Mercedes-Benz SLR Mclaren: absolutely beyond belief.

image source: hemmy.net

                                                                                   (nigga lingo w/ a twist)

Dump the zero and get with the hero y’ all! Diss yer slow movin’ sportz car, it’z- Nadda, Nothin’, ZERO, zip, ziltch!!

Chill out. Go aftah 2007 Lamborghini Murciélago LP640. Yah know wut it iz-  straight up 640 horsepower output, zero to 60 mph in 3.3 seconds and accelerate up to a top speed of 210 mph. Watz mo’, it’z shaped to func-shun… That’s my thang ladeez!!

So, which color do ya want?

                                                                  (a tribute to papa moses & the gang)

Hearken unto me! The Mighty Hand hath sent the Opel unto us to deliver every man and his household  out of the affliction of  this land, unto a land flowing with milk and honey. Neither thy fathers, nor thy fathers’ fathers have seen, since the day that they were upon the earth unto this day; 260 horsepower at 5300 rpm and 258 ft-lbs of torque at 2500 rpm.

That thou mayest tell in the ears of thy son, and of thy son’s son, what things The Mighty Hand have wrought for ye. Behold.

                                                                              (now here’s version1)

The Benz is one of the world’s most admired status symbols.

Better than the best, greater than greatest - that’s what it is.

Now, we have the 2006 Mercedes-Benz SLR Mclaren with leading edged features. Equipped with a hand-made 5.5 liter supercharged V8 engine that produces 575 lb-ft of torque at 5,000 rpm and 617 horsepower at 6,500 rpm.

This mean piece of equipment  has V8 engine which is capable of  0 to 60 mph in 3.8 seconds, going up to its maximum speed of 208 mph.

And best of all, it carries the Benz’ unrivalled trademark of strength and elegance.

Yeah, it’s got class and is built to last.