(a tribute to papa moses & the gang)
Hearken unto me! The Mighty Hand hath sent the Opel unto us to deliver every man and his household out of the affliction of this land, unto a land flowing with milk and honey. Neither thy fathers, nor thy fathers’ fathers have seen, since the day that they were upon the earth unto this day; 260 horsepower at 5300 rpm and 258 ft-lbs of torque at 2500 rpm.
That thou mayest tell in the ears of thy son, and of thy son’s son, what things The Mighty Hand have wrought for ye. Behold.